GW TO GO INTO HIBERNATION FOR 30 YEARS SAYS NEW STUDY

Poor old global warming isn't powerful enough to cope with the current climate, so, according to this study we may not see it for the next 30 years. But like an old Arnold Schwarzenegger character - it'll be back! What a cunning wheeze - so even if the planet cools for the next 30 years, we must still carry on spending trillions of dollars reducing CO2 emissions, otherwise nasty old GW will return and get us. If we believe that, we'll believe anything.